god's definitions

karbon

Automotive product used to repair worthless cars.

That looks like shit, slap some karbon on it to cover that crap up.

by God September 26, 2003

dumberer

Dumber than Dumb

What comes when u try and make a sequal to dumb and dumber

by god December 29, 2002

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005

bf2

Battlefield 2 the next battlefield series in the battlefield franchise set in modern warfare. Developed by DICE and published by EA

gamer1: lets all go play some bf2
gamer2: i'm gonna pwned you with a AK-47!

by God May 13, 2005

Ben Folds

The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano

God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"

by God April 7, 2005

Mooninite

2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.

An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.

by God December 9, 2004

towlie

a secret experiment of the governments doing that is a supersmart towel that is constantly baked.

i have no idea whats going on right now

by god October 13, 2003