anonymous's definitions

spiff

a beat off burn or blister

dude i whacked it to much yesterday and i got a mean ass spiff

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

grass ninja

A person shrouded head to toe in rags and carrying a weed-wacker or other weapon. Commonly sighted on U.S. military bases in Japan.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

soccer

A game which the world loves... even Americans. If not, how can you explain the success the US "soccer" team had in Japan/Korea 2002?

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

shit one

Produce or procure something.

What, no hall pass? You better shit one!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

captain planet

A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.

Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Club Becton

A group of guys from NCSU that is better than you at everything.

Club Becton owns your life.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003