anonymous's definitions

yolando

Anal douche with jello

Dude, I gave myself a yolando!

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

yambag

scrotum; nutsack; fleshy, often hairy, pouch containing the testes. Popularized by comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay on the Opey and Anthony show.

After delivering a devastating donkey-punch, I proceeded to pull out my mule and paint a lovely map o' Hawaii on her back in a flattering shade of banana-juice. I then treated her to a Roman War Helmet a.k.a the Gonzo, in where I draped my yambag over her eye-sockets and mule over her nose.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

assmeg

lowest form of human intelligence

Mephisto thinks he's the shiz-nit, but he's nothing but an assmeg.

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

suicide

A simple and efficient way of dealing with all of life's problems.

Just commit suicide, and you'll never be unhappy again.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

MotorCityMadman

Worthless piece of shit that never communicates anything of relevance.
Fan of the worst team in the NFL

Joe: Aren't The Lions great?

Tom: If you think that you are a Motor CityMadman

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

Tj's

Where the young un's of newport go to learn how to be cool, only to find how utterly pathetic they are when they go anywhere else.

"Let's go to TJ's! I've got 2 quid and a Slipknot hoodie"

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

swass

A body odour comming from working type men, which is a combination of sweat and un wiped ass

You need to shower yu smell like swass

by Anonymous October 5, 2003