Dissendium

A place that unites people of all nationalities (much like the UN), in a common hatred of the oaf Hagrid.

"Die, Hagrid! Die! Die! Die! Die, you bastard!" said Harry, swinging a baseball bat at the half-giant's head.

Ron poured a large amount of petrol all over Hagrid's obese body, and playfully flicked a lighter on and off. "This is going to be for all those shit Care of Magical Creatures lessons!"

Hermione, meanwhile, squarely aimed her steel toe-capped boots at Hagrid's groin. "And this is for all those times you called me 'ermione!"

by Anonymous January 28, 2005

mothafukka

a goddamn bastard who fukks his momma or cheats on his wife or gf

Pimps are mothafukkas.

by anonymous September 03, 2003

fart

a minor explosion between the buttox

i bent over and ripped a massive fart

by anonymous October 15, 2006

schlick

1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.

When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

half dollar

very very funny way to name 50 Cent

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Blocko

a misunderstood forum user. Who's love for the ladies is only bested by his love for the inhebriating substances.

Blocko is great in bed

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

kismet

Destiny - being in the same place at the same time as someone else.

by Anonymous July 09, 2003