anonymous's definitions

Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

FlashyITKcunt

A woman with a humongous minge which flashes each time speed has been consumed

Oh, look...you're cunt is flashing like a London traffic light but faster

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

fangoriously

How you would describe getting your blood sucked by a sexy ass vampire bitch.

I was fangoriously attacked and I liked it.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

peniscockle

When someone like yourself decides to look up stupid words on a fucking fake dictionary, gj douche. Gj.

The person who typed "peniscockle" into the box must enjoy eating peniscockle.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Blaster

a big line of cocaine

yo lets go do a big blaster

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

footjob

When she uses her feet to beat your meat.

In return for the foot rub, she gave me a footjob.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

glock

Contrary to popular belief, the Glock is not just the preferred gun of gangsters and other criminals, but also the preferred gun of 40% of the US's law enforcement agencies, as well as that of several government agencies. This is because it is an inexpensive, lightweight, and overall very reliable handgun. The newest Glock, the G37, is chambered to fire a new custom .45 GAP (Glock Auto Pistol) cartridge, which is nothing more than a necked down .45 ACP round.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003