Weekly World News

Weekly World News is a Black and White journal of information and opinion pulished each Monday.

On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.

Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.

Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.

"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"

"Where'd she get that from?"

"Weekly World News"

by Anonymous August 10, 2004

ho house

cappa delta pi

"cappa delta pi is such a ho house, all the slutty girls fuck random ugly guys"

by anonymous February 15, 2004

Reggin

A slang term that refers to the dark skinned man refered to as a "nigger" used to hide its true meaning from the African American race.

Sally is the head cheerleader of her high school so she fucks all the reggins's on the weekend.

by anonymous February 05, 2005

Bastion

A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?

O noes! It's Bastion!

by Anonymous April 27, 2004

drown out

when a males penis is so small that the women he is having intercourse with doesnt even know it is in.

The man knew he was drowned out when the woman asked him to stick his penis in and he had already had.

by anonymous March 13, 2004

PammyWammy

Two-Faced member on flowgo; looks like fred flinstone and eats too much fast food, especially McDonalds. Very particular with the food she eats because she eats too much. Goes by the name of Pamela who lives in Minnesota. She loves to say "Yabba Dabba Doo" in the morning and at night. She choked on a M&M.

PammyWammy, the traitor who betrayed many people.

by anonymous April 24, 2004

BAC

Acronym for 'Born Again Christian'.

"I heard there's a bunch of BACs camping out to protest the Marilyn Manson show."

by Anonymous January 23, 2005