anonymous's definitions

mwahaha

devilishness an evil sound when ur up to something

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

cafe racer

In the 1960's, A British cruiser type motorcycle (BSA, Triumph, Norton, Etc.) that has been modified for speed and maneuverability on city streets by lowering the frame, souping up the engine, adding a small fairing or small windscreen, Etc. These bikes were street-raced from one cafe to another, and from various cafes (Particularly the ACE Cafe) to London Bridge and back.

This is a complementary term that is still used today to denote any cruiser style motorcycle (But NOT a crotch-rocket street bike!) with the same characteristics.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

push the envelope

To outdistance everyone else in an activity - set a new standard or precedent

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Rice

a car with mods with no performance reason for them

yo, BRO!.....rice is meant to eat, not to drive

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Shayde

A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.

by Anonymous March 22, 2003