Sam's definitions

milftastic

your mom. a word that expresses deine mutter

deine mutter ist heiB

by sam April 15, 2005

Selling Buicks

to vomit; so named because of the way tbuick can be made to sound like a vomit noise

After drinking 12 beers, Haizle was selling buicks all night long.

by Sam February 22, 2003

David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

by Sam June 18, 2004

beef

the last pull on a splif or cigarette.

save me some on that
ok but it is beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam June 23, 2004

jizznat

jizznat is just another word for stuff

ex.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"I dunno, drinkin' and all the other jizznat that goes along with it."

by sam April 10, 2005

Mezzo-Soprano

The medium womon's singing voice. Plays evil characters; seductresses, vamps, occasionally teenage boys...

Listen to this... the lengendary mezzo-soprano character of Carmen... crooning her seductive Habañera...

by Sam October 27, 2004

PIMP

stupid definition is "someone who is in a Person In Mariage Prblems"

"I am a PIMP."
"I shall go and solve some PIMP's."

by Sam November 7, 2003