Sam's definitions

Bumdarts

The act in which a rampant homosexual partakes.

You bumdarts champion

by Sam March 17, 2003

woot woot

an expression of absolute happiness, totally euphorism

Woot woot, it's my birthday!!

by sam April 17, 2003

daddy juice

Another phrase meaning jizz cum man juice. If you still don't get it, what comes out of your penis when you ejaculate. If you still don't get it then your probably mentally retarded. For all those mentally retarded people out there, it means sperm/semen.

Ow damn you got man juice all over my new rug.

by Sam March 8, 2005

whipcash

A condition in which an individual is involved in a very MINOR motor vehicle accident and is completely unharmed, however, they insist on being transported in an ambulacne to a hospital and suing the other party for no other reason than to obtain an out of court cash settlement. These people are pure, self centered scum.

"I was in a fender bender with this middle aged suburban bitch and got sued case I gave her whipcash."

by Sam February 28, 2007

blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003

DVDFile

A website that knows fuck all about DVDs.

This DVD sucks, because I said so.

by Sam November 28, 2004

Doritos

The main staple of a nigger's diet.
Usually consumed with some extremely sweet fruit drink.

I can see that we're in Buffalo because there are hundreds of dirty niggers bumming fifty cents to buy a bag of Doritos.

by Sam July 22, 2008