SPARKY's definitions

goo-port

1. The saucy center of someone's meat curtains.

I stuck me stork in her glistening goo-port.

by Sparky October 22, 2003

northern monkey

Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!

Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx

by Sparky February 2, 2004

Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.

Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee

by sparky July 12, 2004

Boobity boo

The hottist girl ever and sparky loved her to death

Sparky and Boobity boo made a pooner

by Sparky December 24, 2004

soci fai

an abreviation for Society Failure, a talented band based out of PR, Idaho

soci fai=society failure=awesome

by Sparky April 15, 2004

Poetaster

An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.

Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.

by Sparky March 2, 2005

cactus

one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.

and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...

by sparky October 29, 2004