Paul's definitions

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004

piss poor pacman

this is someone who cant handle their sweeties(ecstacy)

he only had 2 and he was trippin what a piss poor pacman

by paul September 28, 2003

puff

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

by paul April 10, 2005

chavvy

Chatham Chavvy or Chav

A wearer of Baseball hat wanna be Gangsta type...a Gary..Think they are hard..but are mummies boys from the suburbs...Here is how they are refered to by Millwall South Londoners as Pikeys or Gypsies i.e Chavvy is the Gypsey word for Child....Chav or Chavvy

Heres a Millwall song about them..

Gold & Nikey

We can't read and we can't write
But I wear gold and nikey
We come up from Gillingham
We are ****in pikies

Paul

by Paul January 21, 2004

Poon dust

A magic dust that makes the wearer irresistable to the opposite sex.

I've got the poon dust on tonight, cause that chick wants my cock.

by Paul September 29, 2003

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 21, 2004