spawny

To be very successful without trying. Basically to be a lucky cunt.

When someone flukes a pot in a game of pool the phrase 'you spawny git' would be appropriate.

by Paul December 04, 2003

do not call list

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored

telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!

by paul December 28, 2003

ely

The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong

I woke up this morning with an ELY

by Paul January 14, 2004

Poon dust

A magic dust that makes the wearer irresistable to the opposite sex.

I've got the poon dust on tonight, cause that chick wants my cock.

by Paul September 29, 2003

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 21, 2004

piss poor pacman

this is someone who cant handle their sweeties(ecstacy)

he only had 2 and he was trippin what a piss poor pacman

by paul September 28, 2003

Dr. Greenthumb

n- one who is proficient at the growth of and/or use of cannibus sativa.

Dr. Greenthumb is lookin fuckin high tonight!

by Paul December 06, 2003