Paul's definitions

bleep

A wierd puppet that lives on the moon with booster

high its bleep and booster

by paul January 13, 2004

Touchin

To touch a member of the opposite sex in a lewd and often unwanted manner.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.

I'm a perv I love touchin

by Paul January 13, 2004

ned

A young spotty unemployed shellsuit wearing tink, who thinks thunderbird is a drink for posh people, his ambition is to go to jail and offend as many normal people as possible, the highlight of his week is giro day or slashing someone at the weekend, scared to look at you on his own, but thinks he is hard as fuck in a group of 20 other neds, picks fag buts from the street and hassles people for spare change.

No I am not going to give you my spare change you fuckin ned,

or, get a job you fucking ned

by Paul January 14, 2004

Mephisto

See definition for Frieza X

I totally Mephistod after meeting that guy!

by Paul January 14, 2004

ely

The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong

I woke up this morning with an ELY

by Paul January 14, 2004

wembly

The sentiment which is felt after finding out that your ELY was wrong

I thought that all had gone wrong but i was wrong and i had a WEMBLY

by Paul January 14, 2004

Turklebaum

To work to hard and die doing it.

So and so worked so hard that they Turklebaum'd

by Paul January 16, 2004