Paul's definitions

dewnans

Celtic name for Devon (although Devon is itself of Celtic derivation)

Dewnans oma (I am Devonian)

by Paul October 16, 2003

GPU

Graphics Processing Unit
Used to watch high-quality porn

My NVIDIA GPU kicks your ATI GPU's ASS! OWNED

by Paul October 14, 2003

Kemikal

To do something profoundly amazing, to be the greatest in your particular area.

To pull a Kemikal is like winning the lottery whilst sleeping with 3 women and killing your arch enemy at the same time.

by Paul October 12, 2003

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

skelf

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

by Paul October 10, 2003

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 9, 2003

rire

meaning "to laugh" in french, this word may be used instead of "LOL".

*woman falls down flight of stairs*

Rire! I can't believe that just happened.

by Paul October 8, 2003