Paul's definitions

Thorina

A large raviness female, often looking for snoo snoo. Typically styles hair like a viking male, and yells at offspring because "it" itself is useless.

All Hail the mighty Thorina!

by Paul January 10, 2004

Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004

Biffo

Lad from Edinburgh now living in Fife who likes to rub his Cock against guys.

He's a weird cunt that Biffo he just rubber his cock against me

by paul January 11, 2004

Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

by Paul January 12, 2004

TAKING UP THE SLACK

Discribes the moments before passing a huge turd or "windjammer"

To bend the door handle whilst taking up the slack

by Paul January 12, 2004

peebledash

The effect caused by a violent fart whilst having a liquid shit

WOWWWWWWWWWWWW look at that peebledash

by Paul January 12, 2004

THE WALK OF SHAME

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet

Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you

by paul January 13, 2004