Paul's definitions

swart

woman with a large flabby ass; fat chick. Derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. The word "Sweetheart" was written across the ass of her pants. Only "Swart" was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her ass crack.

Did you see that swart get into her car? It tilted a foot to the left!

by Paul June 18, 2006

benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!

I lose my benitalia in the war.

by Paul March 22, 2005

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 3, 2004

alice in chains

Greatest band ever!

Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Beatles, Zepp... have nuthin on AIC.

by Paul April 2, 2004

math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

by Paul September 3, 2003

Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

745

BMW's highest model of a car, series 7. There was also BMW's series 8 but they stopped producing it.

Just listen to rap songs. every song has at least one 745 in it.

by paul October 5, 2003