Paul's definitions

mongopusher

a skateboarder who can't push correctly and isntead uses his/her frontfoot to push instead of his/her backfoot. This is called pushing mongo.

"dude, look at that filthy mongopusher"
"yea, mongopushers are fucking stupid"

by Paul January 20, 2005

THE WALK OF SHAME

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet

Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you

by paul January 13, 2004

hoot hoot yehudie

The first and second attempt to throw up followed by the first gush of pre digested food

Listen the next time you see someone going to the shit house to puke

by paul December 27, 2003

homotron

someone who is a flaming homosexual, can be used as a noun or an adjective

Noun: "William is definitely a homotron."

Adjective: a homotron act
"That's homotron."

by Paul March 23, 2004

50 cent

1) (noun) A rap star whose body is fit, though looking at his face (especially during that little half smile thing) gives you the impression that he may suffer from mental retardation.

2) (verb) To be thought very cool when first discovered only to reveal how sadly untalented you really are after about a month.

1) 50 Cent and Ja Rule have a lot of differences, but if they could both just stop and realize that neither of them are talented, the radio would be a much less annoying place.

2) Dude, this girl wants to come over tonight, and she thinks I'm cool. Do not 50 Cent this up for me, please.

by Paul May 13, 2005

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

bageled

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

by paul November 27, 2003