tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 03, 2004

nixus

large South African irc network nixus.org

"I'm bored! lets go admire the nixus irc opers"

by Paul August 12, 2004

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

deus ex

most amazing video game ever created, good graphics, incredible story-line and amazing gameplay.

JC Denton owns all your asses

by paul April 01, 2004

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

horin

1. To whore (Slang)
2. Horrible
3. Hoe

"He is so horin"

by Paul January 29, 2003

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004