454 definitions by Paul

skelf

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

by Paul October 10, 2003

toofah

an alternate spelling may be "tufa".

Ryan Truong wishes he was a tufa, but he's not.

by Paul July 23, 2003

Bitch Bag

A dress purchased by a boyfriend or pimp. THe dress is chosen not because he thinks the girl will like it. It is selected because the pimp or boyfriend likes how it might make his girl look.

Did you see Frank at the mall yesterday? He had like two new Bitch Bags for Sandy.

by Paul August 24, 2004

sausage

A suffix which adds greater emphasis than sauce.

Pwnsausage
Awesomesausage
Lamesausage
Weaksausage

by Paul June 19, 2006

boic

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

by Paul September 3, 2003

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 22, 2004

dell

reliable computers at a good price

-people who bash dells are ignorant irrational people who feel a cumpulsive urge to make igorant non factually based stuff who have no right to judge what they cant match or have any knowledge of, haters of dells foam at the mouth becaue they have no idea what they're talking about... or they just are noob computer builders who fuck with stuff they dont know..
-my dell has lasted me several years with out crashing
this is my oppinion.. i could be wrong

by Paul April 12, 2005