Paul's definitions

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

little vinkles

Curly haired idiot slob
(see Joe Vitello)

Yo, you see that fat little vinkle? He looks like Corey Matthews

by paul February 18, 2004

main screen turn on

Reference to bad Japanese videogame translation from Zero Wing.. the source of,"All Your Base Are Belong To Us." Its a geek joke.

"We get signal"

"Main screen turn on"

by Paul October 28, 2003

Corvette

A car that old people own because it brings back good memories since the car has been around since '53, not because they want women. Not only owned by old people though. Also owned by young people with good sense of style and knows a good performing car when they see one.

by Paul September 25, 2003

bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money

Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 5, 2004

peenstank

a person that smells like penut butter

wow can u smell peenstank

by Paul May 16, 2004