Definitions by Paul

ely 

The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong

I woke up this morning with an ELY

ely by Paul January 14, 2004

wembly 

The sentiment which is felt after finding out that your ELY was wrong

I thought that all had gone wrong but i was wrong and i had a WEMBLY

wembly by Paul January 14, 2004

THE WALK OF SHAME 

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet

Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you

THE WALK OF SHAME by paul January 13, 2004

bleep 

A wierd puppet that lives on the moon with booster

high its bleep and booster

bleep by paul January 13, 2004

Touchin 

To touch a member of the opposite sex in a lewd and often unwanted manner.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.

I'm a perv I love touchin

Touchin by Paul January 13, 2004

Clydesdales Collar 

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

Clydesdales Collar by Paul January 12, 2004

TAKING UP THE SLACK 

Discribes the moments before passing a huge turd or "windjammer"

To bend the door handle whilst taking up the slack

TAKING UP THE SLACK by Paul January 12, 2004