Paul's definitions

dog food

the stuff between grants ears

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears

by paul March 17, 2004

hedgebreader

Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.

Justin is a big hedgebreader when it comes to whole wheat

by Paul April 12, 2004

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 9, 2003

wing house

To receive head in the back of a car while eating hot wings, and your friend drives you around.

Chris was driving Jamie around last weekend while he was getting a wing house in the back the car .

by Paul February 16, 2005

motspur

The wheel on a shopping cart that looks totally normal.....but when the trolley is loaded makes the whole thing uncontrollable.

Look that cart is motspurred

by Paul December 25, 2003

kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

by Paul October 18, 2003

loopoo

what you call something when you do not know what the hec it is.

hand me the loopoo so I can finish putting this Ikea crap together

by Paul August 6, 2004