Paul's definitions

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 7, 2004

dell

reliable computers at a good price

-people who bash dells are ignorant irrational people who feel a cumpulsive urge to make igorant non factually based stuff who have no right to judge what they cant match or have any knowledge of, haters of dells foam at the mouth becaue they have no idea what they're talking about... or they just are noob computer builders who fuck with stuff they dont know..
-my dell has lasted me several years with out crashing
this is my oppinion.. i could be wrong

by paul April 12, 2005

boyakasha

A phrase made popular in recent years by the brilliant comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, star of the HBO special, Da Ali G Show. The show was originally introduced in the UK, then moved to the US, after becoming popular to the point of being hard to fool anyone anymore. The main difference between the UK version and the US version is that in the UK, it had an audience that you could hear laugh, like most tv sitcoms, whereas the US version has no audience reactions. There was also a movie made called Ali G Indahouse before the move to the US. The movie is actually really lame compared to the reality-based series. Cheap humour and... more cheap humour.

If you listen to the song Keep Their Headz Ringin' by Dr.Dre, you will hear a background singer repeating "B-B-B-B-Boyakasha!", which is probably where Ali G got it from.

by Paul November 2, 2005

primary digits

The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.

I need to make sure you have my primary digits. I don't want to get all calls from you on my cellular.

by Paul August 23, 2004

big spit

The act of throwing up

He drank to much and did a big spit

by paul December 27, 2003

Tacoterian

A person who eats at Taco Bell all the time.

I can't stand to go to lunch with Tim. He's a Tacoterian.

by Paul August 23, 2004

McFizzle

Mic-Fz-Al

1. Something cool 2. A derogatory term for a wigger.

Man thats the McFizzle. -Cool

Man, that guy sure is a McFizzle.

by Paul May 26, 2004