Definitions by Paul

Sidewinder 

someone who dresses like a bumblebee, stands too far from the urinail,leans too far forward,looks around too much and pisses on their chin.

dam i had to take a pee, but there was sidwinder so i went to the second floor.

Sidewinder by paul March 23, 2004

cornbread 

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.

You want some Cornbread?

cornbread by Paul March 23, 2004

cupcake 

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus sphincter when a fart is released; upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence in his/her hand and puts it in someone's face.

Greg was getting ready to cupcake Pete.

cupcake by Paul March 23, 2004

homotron 

someone who is a flaming homosexual, can be used as a noun or an adjective

Noun: "William is definitely a homotron."

Adjective: a homotron act
"That's homotron."

homotron by Paul March 23, 2004

Brookline is My Lady 

Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.

When I watched it!

Brookline is My Lady by Paul March 22, 2004

anchovy 

smells like a turd mixed with a piece of fish

what grants dick smells like after sex

anchovy by paul March 18, 2004

smashed kebab 

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

smashed kebab by paul March 18, 2004