primary digits

The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.
I need to make sure you have my primary digits. I don't want to get all calls from you on my cellular.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.
Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working
by Paul April 06, 2005
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izzit

A lowlife abreviation of "is it?"
"dat chik iz hot mush"
"izzit?"
by paul January 05, 2005
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pickle smoocher

A guy that is a fag (not necessarily gay but a fag all the same)
See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.
by Paul January 19, 2004
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twapper

One who twapps. Twapp- to relax index finger so that a flick of the arm and wrist will cause the index finger to whip forward.
He had a red mark on his arm from being twapped by his friend.
by Paul February 16, 2004
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Heatherest

A non-slutty girl named Heather.
Heather McNally is the Heatherest!
by Paul April 16, 2004
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trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out
by Paul January 17, 2004
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