A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.
by Noah March 25, 2004
To engage in acts of physical intimacy with a member of the sex to which you are attracted. Including, but not limited to, tongue, ass, pussy etc..
by Noah March 20, 2003
an example may be demonstrated by a lady that does not take pride in the skill of topiary, thighbrows, spiderslegs or loose baccy
frank: i bedded that hobo from crwys road the other day, filth
jim: yeah! i heard she has huge inside burns?
jim: yeah! i heard she has huge inside burns?
by noah June 14, 2004
From Kevin Smith Movies; used by teh character "Jay" It has no real meaning but is just something you can say sort of like "all right!" or "yeah!"
by noah May 26, 2003
by Noah April 05, 2004