Nick's definitions

Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

by Nick January 14, 2004

educatory

Educational; of or relating to education

Brian suffered through the educatory system of the United States, however, Nick was able to use the stupidity of his peers and he beat adversity

by Nick January 16, 2004

Nut Duster

A person's (hopefully a man's) goatee.

Phil is trying to grow a nut duster.

by Nick January 18, 2004

fuxable

a girl that is highly fuckable and flexable

DAMN!! shes fuxable

by nick January 19, 2004

milfshake

making a milf shake

your mom

by nick January 19, 2004

George W. Bush

"The Idiot Son Of An Asshole."

This man bought his way through school even though he was a "C" average student. He uses God as a vote increase. This man will do anything for oil even if it involves sending soldiers to war for no reason. He is the unpresident.

1.George W. Bush Quote:
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve."
Nashua, NH 1/28/00

2. George W. Bush is to dumb to eat pretzels.

by Nick November 25, 2006

zinger

from the latin zingus, used after an especially bad joke has been told, with the teller of the joke yelling "zinger" with an emphasis on the letter "z". This is usually punctuated by the joke teller then making double fist guns and waving them at the subject of the joke, such as Shooter McGavin does in the movie Happy Gilmore.

{bad joke has been told} teller then yells ZINGER!!

by Nick January 19, 2004