Nick's definitions

assanine

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)

this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)

by nick October 20, 2004

mullay

a mullay is a fancy mullet , or a french mullet or a fancy french mullet

man that guy has an uber mullay

omg its rat boy with the mullay

by nick April 2, 2004

apocalypso

def 1. dancing at the end of the world

da bomb was gonna drop so i went apocalypso on yo plot

by nick February 12, 2005

Shax

(Shit - Axe) The overwhelming, sense-attacking, smell that results from a rapid fire farting session, involving two or more males, which is then attempted to be covered up by spraying an inappropriately large amount of Axe spray deoderant.

Nick, after spraying Axe to cover up a recent farting session, realized only too late that no good would come of it... only the terrible Shax smell.

by Nick February 27, 2005

russo

someone with a tremendously thick penis

wow, did you hear about jill she had to go to the hospital because she hooked up with a russo.

by nick December 13, 2004

>

right (as in left right)

OLD
**turn to your right**
NEW
**turn to your >**

by Nick January 6, 2007

last call girl

A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.

When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.

by nick February 15, 2004