Nick's definitions

Tongue

One who has an ultimate appreciation of cock. Also known for being found naked in public places.

Simple - Tounge loves the cock.

by Nick June 19, 2005

balldar

Balldar is derived from the english word
"radar" and is the intangible sense that only men possess that serves as a locating device used to find destinations, attractive women, and other things that men need to survive.

"My wife wanted me to ask for directions, but I relied on my balldar and we got there on time."

"Balldar makes me stay away from areas scarce in ladies."

by Nick May 13, 2005

napolean dynomite

the worst movie ever made. ever.

gosh, so many kids try to sound like flippin napolean dynamite that it ruined the movie for me.

by nick May 13, 2005

shreveport

A city in northwest Louisiana that contains around 200,000 people. It is often said that shreveport is one of the worst cities in the state, or one of the most boring and plain. Probably the best thing about it is all of the casinos that bing in tourists from places like Texas.

If the state of Louisiana were to recieve an enema, Shreveport would be the insertion point.

by nick February 16, 2005

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right (as in left right)

OLD
**turn to your right**
NEW
**turn to your >**

by Nick January 6, 2007

Public Sock

Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.

The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.

by Nick February 18, 2005

long island iced tea

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice

Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas

by nick May 13, 2005