Nick's definitions

toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

by Nick December 10, 2003

internet speed

the speed of your internet, usually measured in KBps or MBps.

My internet speed is teh sux0r.

by Nick June 27, 2004

vaginatarian

vag·in·a·tar·i·an (vag-in-târ-ian)
n.
The practice of subsisting on a diet composed primarily of vagina or any other female body part for that matter. This term has often been used to refer to lesbians, however, men can meet the definition as well.

Jack has been licking his boss all week. If he doesn't start performing in the office he is going to be performing as a vaginatarian for the rest of his career.

by nick December 28, 2005

mafuckem

i made this up on day when i was hangin out with my buddy

you fat ass mafuckem

lil mafuckem

bitch ass mafuckem

mafuckem

by Nick March 12, 2005

Para

queer sadistic bitch that lives on the streets and gets more from cibe in the gutter then she does from her boyfriend ;)

I thought i told the para to get off my dirt farm..

by Nick June 27, 2003

ounce night

get together one night and smoke an ounce

Ounce night this weekend

by Nick May 13, 2004

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006