twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

by nick May 09, 2005

governator

Arnold, the governor of california

People of Caleeforneea, prepare to be governated. Gray Davis, look out, or I will totally recall you.

by Nick December 04, 2003

Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

by Nick September 14, 2004

GTS

Grand Touring "S"

I own a Probe GTS

by Nick November 10, 2003

help

assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.

There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.

by nick May 10, 2006

dangdang

a males penis

My girlfriend likes to suck on my dangdang

by nick March 02, 2004