A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.
by Nick July 25, 2003

A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.
by Nick March 28, 2003

a guy with breastices.
by Nick May 06, 2005

by Nick July 23, 2004

by nick January 31, 2005

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
by Nick April 12, 2006

Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.
by nick May 25, 2005
