Nick's definitions

Alice Cooper

when an individual ,such as Alice Cooper, ejaculates into a jelly donut and force feeds it to a relative.

Oh my god that guy totally Alice Coopered your sister, it is more than visible ohhhh gross.

by nick September 1, 2008

roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

by nick May 21, 2008

dundee test

A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.

My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"

by Nick April 3, 2008

super-ho

1. a ho of the highest degree of quality, often maintianing super ho type powers, etc.
2. a ho of an extreme or excessive degree earning the best ho scores and donations.
3. Informal. a very good ho; a first-rate ho; an excellent ho.
4. (of measurement) superficial.
5. a superfine ho.
6. Slang. a very forward ho; an extremely or excessively ho-ish super ho: a super classy ho; a super stimulating portion of it.

i needed to pull out all the stops to get this new job so i had to call in super-ho.

by nick January 11, 2008

mifundsalo

a disease you get when you have no money

dude, i don't feel good, i got mifundsalo from that chick i took out

by Nick November 14, 2007

symphony girl

Elegant and fashionable; classy; an arousingly and physically attractive woman with sweet sexual desire. Sweet to an excess; cloying.

Damn, i want to make love to a symphony girl. That girl is super sweet looking with a sort of classy and fashionable element to her. She also looks kind of tuff and rugged, almost like a j. crew/giardelli chocolate catalog girl with a buffalo stance tendency.

by nick October 2, 2007

Spigerdu

A racial blend of a Spick, a nigger, and hindu.

Our economics teacher is a pussy ass spigerdu.

by Nick September 23, 2007