FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.

All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.

by Nick April 15, 2004

five finger discount

stealing

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.

by nick August 21, 2003

ruffneck

Any of the various jobs/assignments/persons in relations to offshore oil rigs / mining operations / various assignments with the quality/quantitiy of being unsafe/difficult/physical.

He had been one of Exxon/Mobile's famous ruffnecks, employed in the Bering Sea for twelve years.

by Nick February 22, 2004

lasher

lasher(donkey) blackpool fans still trying to legalsise beastiality

make burnley dingles appear respectable

by nick November 14, 2004

Skankawhoreus

Variant of SKANKASAURUS, but more offensive.

Look at that butt-ugly skankawhoreus over there. Oh wait, just just yo momma.

by Nick September 10, 2003

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.

Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.

by nick April 29, 2004

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 22, 2005