Chavish

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.

Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)

by Jonny January 04, 2005

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 04, 2003

shnoziating

when you think someting is gross

wow your mom is shnoziating

by jonny September 30, 2004

SlapStick

When you lick your hand and slap someone on the forehead with it

Lets give that guy a slapstick

by Jonny August 11, 2003

biznatchio

A classic italian puppet whos name was later changed because of it sounding to much like biznatch

"Now, now biznatchio you musn't lie"

by Jonny May 13, 2004

smoke beef

when a guy like 2 put naughty mans parts in his mouth for fun or when he has a strange habbit of lightings cows noses and sucking on there arse

you smoke beef, this is good beef here , whoa im stoned on this beef, whoa this beef is good, david lawrence smokes beef, ummmmmm beef,

by jonny February 28, 2004

kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004