Jefferson's definitions

Squelfish

A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE

Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”

by Jefferson June 4, 2020

Dead Elvis

Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.

How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.

by Jefferson August 25, 2004

SEPTA

The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority. They control the buses and trains in SE PA. Typically, ghetto and poor people use these means of transportation.

Jamal got capped on the SEPTA bus.

by Jefferson January 3, 2004

podcast

Broadcasting targeted for an iPod or other portable media device by creating audio files for copying or pushed distribution. Podcast is both a noun and a verb.

Jefferson enjoys listening to technical articles now that he loads his iPod with podcast files every morning.

by Jefferson May 13, 2005

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

bajanga

A word used to describe a myriad of objects and concepts but often mistaken for a sex organ.

Hey Abbey did your mom take a picture of your bajanga? WHAT?!

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.

The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004