Definitions by Jeebus

sheeeeedjule 

Another word for schedule. The word originated in the Vietnam War when General Sputnik tried to get his personal assistant to check his schedule, but had a dry throat due to lack of hydration. This originally brought about confusion between the two, but ultimately resulted in steaming hot sex.

I'll check my sheeeeedjule.

sheeeeedjule by Jeebus February 11, 2008

NOGAME 

1) Lack of social skills when dealing with the opposite sex.

2) Being JTC.

3) The shock induced whilst watching JTC atttempt to communicte with the opposite sex.

Player1: JTC has NOGAME

Player2: JTC has negative game, he creates a game void around himself in social situations literally reducing the game of other people in the general vicinity.

NOGAME by Jeebus December 15, 2004

timerize 

The act of becoming one with your inner Tim. (I.E. the use of too many ass, penis, whore, or fuck references)

You timerized me.

timerize by jEEbUs March 4, 2004

bizco 

White gujurati guy.

He looks like Nimesh with color change!
Mom, thats bizco.

bizco by Jeebus December 14, 2003

fucking good music 

Fantasmagorical music. Apparently Tooly put the F in the phrase.

This is fucking good music.

fucking good music by Jeebus November 7, 2003

Zaletal 

Pigfucking pillowbiter.
A tubesteak eater
A real Douchebag.

That cop gave me a ticket! What a Zaletal!

Zaletal by Jeebus October 30, 2003

mouse 

Another word for "vagina", coined by Beavis and Butthead while watching a music video.

"Her mouse is crooked" - Beavis

mouse by Jeebus October 19, 2003