Zaletal

Coke head washed up ex-jock

"hey Double J, take me for granted cause i'm a Zaletal"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Zaletal

Pigfucking pillowbiter.
A tubesteak eater
A real Douchebag.

That cop gave me a ticket! What a Zaletal!

by Jeebus October 30, 2003

Zaletal

One who cannot read or speak the english language, but does not speak any other languages.

"Ok everyone, I want you all to stop being lacksadaisical and start taking me for granite, cos that's a WHAMMY!"

by Sa9jev November 7, 2003

Zaleta

Someone who unapologetically spends all their hard earned money on food. They love overindulging on a good cheesy slice (or five) of piping hot pizza. (Or literally any edible items, literally.)

Person: 'Ah fuck me I just went and pulled a Zaleta, oh well.'
this person is now satisfied but also broke.

by kawaiibastard December 6, 2014