Someone who unapologetically spends all their hard earned money on food. They love overindulging on a good cheesy slice (or five) of piping hot pizza. (Or literally any edible items, literally.)
Person: 'Ah fuck me I just went and pulled a Zaleta, oh well.'
this person is now satisfied but also broke.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'