Emily 's definitions

carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

by emily March 14, 2003

lazlo

from the ancient lazlonians
a totally rad DJ

that guy is a total lazlo

by emily February 1, 2005

corine burkhard

see thrust

thrusty mc thrust thrust

by emily December 12, 2003

Kill Bill

Further proof that Quentin Tarantino is psycho, and likes to act out his wierdo fantasies on Uma Thurman. Funny in a sadistic, bloody sort of way, just like all of his movies. Except Reservoir Dogs. That was just frigging insane.

Movie message: Revenge is the key to success.

Movie goer #1: *Throws up*
Movie goer #2: What the hell? why is the screen blue?!
Movie goer #3: haha! Oooh, Lucy Liu's brain!
Critic: *kisses Quentin Tarantino's ass*

by Emily May 19, 2004

Abercrombie Zombie

A person who buys their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. As opposed to someone who buys their clothes at Gap, Hot Topic, Old Navy, Sears, or the Salvation Army. Apparently, the simple fact of where they shop determines their intelligence level. Who knew?

"While we're at the mall, I need to head to Abercrombie & Fitch for a second."
"You Abercrombie Zombie! I didn't realize you were a stupid frat-boy who wants to look like everyone else."
"Actually, I just need to pick up a pair of jeans. It won't take long. You can wait outside."

by Emily December 28, 2005

sxe

alternative spelling of "sexy". however, the 'x' should be a capital letter. popular in zine culture.

a sXe girl

by Emily May 15, 2003

battle of the booties

What rappers call MTV's Video Music Awards.

Yo, bam! Dis year it'z like da battle of da booties.

by Emily August 23, 2003