by Emily November 07, 2004

Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end
by Emily January 26, 2006

that weird, uncomfortable feeling you get from sitting down where some one was just sitting and the seat's still warm.
by emily September 15, 2004

a person (usually a boy/man)who has some attractive qualities but is essentially not a good person because he/she behaves in a selfish, unthinking way, particularly in relationships with the opposite sex. Often this person will be a player.
by Emily December 13, 2004

by Emily December 12, 2003

a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!
o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!
by emily July 06, 2004
