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decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004

rtft

Read The Fucking Thread. For use in messageboards when someone posts before reading up on the conversation in a thread.

B: But wouldn't that be Fascism?
S: Dude, we already cleared that up, RTFT.

by Scott March 29, 2005

viel

Greatness beyond all possible comparisons.

v. viel
adv. vielly

Don't doubt it.

v. The joyous sound of the wind and the waves breaking on the shore last night was amazingly viel.

adv. I went to a Dave Matthews Band concert last night, it was vielly good.


Or you can use a combination of the verb and adverb. ie: I made sweet love down by the fire last night, and it was vielly viel.

by scott June 1, 2004

ins

Short for Inspectah Deck, of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Now why try and test, the Rebel INS?
Blessed since the birth, I earth-slam your best

by Scott April 25, 2004

Frankenmilf

Milf: Mom I'd like to fuck. A dynamite body on a frankenstein like head.

Check out that Frankenmilf! Nice legs shame about the face (bolts).

by Scott August 17, 2003

Testicability

of or being able to have testicles.

I love my testicability

by Scott December 16, 2003

Effing A

1. Even though it's real meaning is "fucking ass", it is mostly used when telling someone "Damn right"

2. It is also used to tell someone that you did not just get what they said, but you're pretending to get it. This would be used with a questioning tone of voice.

3. Also, it can be used to diss someone. In this case, "effing a" would mean "fucking asshole". While saying this, it could aslo mean "what the hell" at the same time.

4. The term really started being used after it was on the movie "Dodgeball".

1. Girl,"I want you to fuck me."
Guy,"Effing a!"

2. Girl,"I was so like, oh my gosh, awesome at that thing a couple days ago and like it was so just ya."
Guy,"Effing a?"

3. Guy 1,"haha, I did your girlfriend last night hommie."
Guy 2,"dude, effing a."

4. Cotton,"That was sure amazing!"
Pepper,"Effing a Cotton, effing a!"

by Scott September 19, 2006