scott's definitions

be seeing you!

A phrase of parting taken from the 1960's television series 'The Prisoner', and still in use today. Accompanied by making a circle with one's thumb and index finger, touching it to the forehead and giving a curt salute with the hand. Those in the know usually reply with the response from the series: "And you!"

"be seeing you!"
"and you!"

by Scott March 26, 2004

Samedin

A stupid fucking piece of shit mother fucker who thinks he is gangster and sucks dick for a living just for his own fucking pleasure.

You said you a gangster but you neva pop nothin, You said you a wankster and you need to stop frontin, You go to the dealership but you neva cop nothin, You been hustlin' a long time and you ain't got nothin.

by Scott February 28, 2003

magiabulance

Magiabulance (noun) is defined as an instance in which one talks about something which one knows nothing about. Essentially, to crap on, to bullshit.

Other forms include magiabulant (adj) and magiabulate (verb)

Horace's thesis was teeming with magiabulance.

Gertrude, you're being magiabulant!

Cornelius would magiabulate in class when he didn't know an answer.

by Scott January 17, 2005

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

k-wood

Kirk Wood the most awesomest ski resort everything there is cool except when scott is there

scott is a loser

by scott February 9, 2004

dirty onion ring

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

by Scott January 9, 2004

stitches

A jacket or coat in ebonics

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"

by scott January 23, 2003