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suck my wang

the instigation of one wanting their wang to be sucked
by pseudonym May 13, 2005
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shabbas

Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of
rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!
Shomer fucking shabbas.
by Pseudonym April 19, 2005
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dyno

a machine used to measure the WHP (wheel hp) of a car across the cars entire range of gears.. also gives torque ratings
I just got my car dynoed after installing the intercooler, larger turbo and boost controller. I'm at 344 whp and roughly 300 ft/lb of torque
by pseudonym April 20, 2004
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platonic

A word often used to crush any hope of a possible future relationship due to compleet lack of physical intrest. It is often an unrequited feeling, making it a one sided platonic relationship.
My mother does not believe in platonic relationships, but they must exsist, because I have you.
by pseudonym June 27, 2004
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bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.
1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.
by pseudonym May 13, 2005
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cop dome

to feel up on a girl's boobs while making out
ie: the domes are the two on her chest while ur coping them ie: feeling up on her
bob: yo i saw u n that girl at greg's party yesterday.. u two were gettin in on er what.. how far did u go
rob: yo she was lame.. she wouldn't even let me cop dome..
bob: damn thats wack...
by pseudonym April 19, 2005
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Newport

Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties
A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...
by pseudonym May 13, 2005
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