Evanescence

A band headed by the amazing Amy Lee. It's not a goth or Christian group, as many people think. It has been labeled as "dark epic rock" and "drama rock." Both work. Pick whichever one you prefer.

None to give.

by pseudonym April 14, 2004

juicy

An inexpensive but overpriced brand of tacky LA clothing (velour sweatsuits, message tees and the like) bought mostly by preteen girls and white-trash middle-aged women who think they're on the cutting edge of fashion. Their sweatpants a (very comfy) guilty pleasure, worn most often as pajamas.

They call it Juicy "Couture" ironically, but it is really an offense to true couturiers such as Lagerfeld and Lacroix.

by Pseudonym December 15, 2004

Coconuts

Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by pseudonym March 20, 2004

covnerse

Fake Converse All-Star shoes soon became known as "Covnerse All Sters". Cheap ripoffs of these can look like a blind goat's attempt at making fine cuisine. Okay, bad example.

"Hey Joe, I see you got some All-Stars."
"No way man, these are official 100% fake Covnerse All Sters. "
"Err.... cool."

by pseudonym February 16, 2005

jeph howard

The beautiful, funny, talented, bassist of The Used.

Tomato in me back pocket!

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

1337n00b

A n00b that is so n00bish, he is 1337.

Quit tk'ing me you 1337n00b!

by pseudonym June 23, 2004

mcdojo

A (non-existant) martial arts school that serves french fries with its monthly bill, but more commonly known as such:

A Martial arts school which has a Korean/asian flag and an american flag, many mirrors, teaches preschoolers, black belt status awarded in approximately 2 years.

Usually associated with Tae Kwon Do(n't) and Karate.

Usually costs egregious ammounts and says it is for 'self-defense' (but it is not useful ina street fight)

So I walked into this mcdojo and utterly owned their sensai (his name was Jeff) with my Wing Chun.

OR

"I do fry kwon do!"

by Pseudonym October 20, 2004