jeff's definitions

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.

Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!

by jeff August 7, 2004

push

To apply force to another object.. usually an indivudual that you find bothersome.

I pushed the small children into the vat of molten iorn ore.

by Jeff October 28, 2004

Mazzlow

Formerly "Mazzocchi." Official "Flame God" and awesome person that owns stupid newbies.

Man, Mazzlow really flamed the hell out of that n00b.

by Jeff November 25, 2004

Gold

A shiny metal

I love Gooollllldd!

by Jeff October 3, 2002

doggie

mans best friend

I love my doggie

by Jeff November 28, 2003

Chub-Chub

The act of sneezing into anothers anus.

Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2003