jeff's definitions

Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.

adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.

by Jeff October 26, 2004

urban pita wrap

when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out

yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizzle

by Jeff March 22, 2004

gremble

v. - the act of being a gremlin. See also, to gremble.

Look at that gremlin over there. I think he's grembling!

by Jeff March 24, 2004

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

flungacha

A person who consumes his own fecal matter.

Verb : That shit eater flungachas all day

Noun : Don't eat that shitwhat are you a flungacha

by Jeff November 9, 2003

deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.

"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"

by Jeff May 26, 2004