jeff's definitions

Swag

An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.

Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"

by Jeff August 28, 2003

ziggy poo-peed

Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.

Awh man, I got ziggy poo-peed last night.

by Jeff December 7, 2004

the Vern

Refering to the 2nd main campus at GWU.

"-Dude I got fucked this year for housing, i'm in the shenley
-Thats nothing, they booted my ass to the vern."

by Jeff May 13, 2005

Marzipan

She's got a pink baseball shaped head, and a blond pigtail. She has a purple dress on and no arms.

She likes prank calls from StrongBad. She doesn't want HomeStar to any more strudle.

by Jeff November 4, 2003

bald bill

An awesome guy in law school class who tries (sometimes unsucessfully) to keep it real.

Oh man. That Ryan guy is no Tomer, he's just bald billing it today.

by jeff January 30, 2004

fugly

The word ugly and all associated definitions. (fucking ugly with out using profanity)

That bitch is fugly

by Jeff December 9, 2002

toasted

Extremely intoxicated.

She went to the bar and just got toasted.

by jeff March 21, 2004