jeff's definitions

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 5, 2005

Limaholic

A person who is addicted to eating roach turd.

Jebus man! What on earth are you eating! You sick sick limaholic.

by Jeff December 13, 2003

Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place

I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.

by Jeff April 25, 2005

Technalization

N. the transition of paper being the dominant recorder to computers.

The Technalization has already begun.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

Boonga

Penis

That guy has a big boonga

by Jeff August 3, 2003

the shirt of it

Used to describe how much you enjoyed something.

I loved the REO Speedwagon concert. I even got the shirt of it!

by Jeff June 24, 2004