jeff's definitions

nitrox

A mixture of nitrogren and oxegyn that you would breathe if you were to go scuba diving below a certain depth

NITROX!!!! its yummy to breathe!

by Jeff February 4, 2004

mmmable

jewels cj - she's a superstar

jewels, you're so mmmable

by jeff May 28, 2003

woober

A word that should be used for population control. If someone makes cute names for their boyfriend they should be given herpes, via e-mail.

1. Oh god, she said it... 'woober' I think I'm going to vomit up my partially digested food.
2. "my boyfriend is suuuch a 'woober'" *giggle giggle snort* "that's fucking it, here you go:" gherpes.exe

by Jeff October 26, 2004

cmptrnrd16

A prestiges internet user. Has his own blog and frequents the TeamXbox message board where he has built up fame, trust, and a small following of loyal followers.

trust me, cmptrnrd16 is cool.

by Jeff January 6, 2004

Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by jeff November 12, 2003

krypt

A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.

Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.

by Jeff October 29, 2003

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003