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by Jeff December 27, 2002

When a woman sucks a man's rectal opening accompanied by the man excreting fecal matter into her mouth. This is often followed by severe diarrhea and vomiting, in which the woman has to clean up with her tongue. The man is nowhere to be found.
by Jeff September 30, 2004

Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.
Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.
by Jeff April 16, 2005

by jeff December 9, 2004

by Jeff August 11, 2004

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless
by Jeff April 9, 2003
