j's definitions

skew

School, any form of.

"man its time we stopped smokin weed and get to skew"

by J June 10, 2004

lydia

hot chick
*drools*

whoa, look at that lydia

by J May 19, 2003

Slooch

A slutty ass girl who uses her body, her lips, her ass, whatever to get what she wants

I was at the bar, the girl came up to me, kidssed me on the lips, then the slooch got mad when i wouldn't buy her a damn drink

by J September 10, 2003

lamer

A word used by computer geeks to make themselves feel superior while putting someone else down. Lamer usually means "Yea I can blow up your computer and get to level 10 on star wars the video game, but I have no life and I'm still a virgin."

Oh my god, you don't know how to format a d666g4jlan.cock.pussy.modem modelX computer, you are such a lamer.

by J January 23, 2004

John Kerry

see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.

Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.

by J August 18, 2006

dumbass

1. someone that is stupid
2. someone who spells out street talk so they think they sound cool
3. someone who thinks that they have it worse than everyone else

That guy is a dumbass.
The person whoe wrote, "I'm in da hizzouse 4 realz mo fo." is a dumbass.
The girl who is bitching about everything is a dumbass.

by j May 13, 2005

Suicadet

A person who habitually works out but will never get any bigger. This particular species has an ass that is way hairier than a normal ass, has an affinity for alcohol and fast women.

That Larry guy is insane. I've never seen someone who could scratch their kneecaps without bending who could get laid like him. He's just straight up Suicadet.

by j February 19, 2004