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dolly parton

a hot woman who has sexy legs.
Damn, she's hot!!
by j April 13, 2004
mugGet the dolly partonmug.

elevator

A word replacing the meaning 'on so many different levels' hence the word, elevator
1: So I showed this bitch a picture of lubricant/porn, and asked her to find the easter egg and she was looking for an ACTUAL easter egg..

2: DAMN! that hoe is elevator stupid man.
by J May 28, 2004
mugGet the elevatormug.

passive

someone who is passive has no actions involved in whatever is taking place.
a passive submissive conclusive relentless indecisive effect has no meaning whatsoever, though the subpassive, illpassive and bypassive means have more effect on the other passiveness than that of the passive passiveness previously explained in this article.
j watching an argument between 2 rice throwers
rt 1' ai, u chu cum tu, wy u so eval
rt 2' i chu ! u won dat chu !
rt 1' u cum chua, git outcha mi howse !

j had a passive action in this argument

now j is watching a car crash
j' aight, these six sticks of dyno should take care of that pothole...
kid' chyeah
j' now, lets just get over here in this bush and push this little button here...
as j pushes the button three cars, a truck and a pizziola crawl past at an unordinarilly slow pace
szichkaboom ! ! ! ! ! !
j' yer, pothole is gawnnn hombraro
kid' was that a behemoth i saw ?
j' nah man ur just trippin
kid' but... yer ur right
j' of course, im always right...
kid' i thought that was zaffo
j' ya fukwit, who the fuk is zaffo
kid' mmph... some random dude ?
dude' ai.. who called
j' man im a worldwide shitmagnet
by J April 3, 2005
mugGet the passivemug.

Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.
Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.
by J July 17, 2003
mugGet the Even Stevenmug.

prom

where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.
this prom is wack as hell.
by J April 21, 2004
mugGet the prommug.

twecky

fucked up...or one that is fucked up
Me: Man she has a twecky face.
Friend: That's just tweck dude.
by J January 25, 2004
mugGet the tweckymug.

hizzook

ghetto vernacular meaning "hook". can also be spelled "hizook".
Hey homie, that phat ice you's rockin' is off the hizzook.
by j June 9, 2004
mugGet the hizzookmug.

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