John's definitions

cacker

A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.

Look at the cacker.

What a cacker.

I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!

by John January 14, 2004

Jobby

another name for shit.

go and jobby yourself you rubbish shitjobby

by john July 13, 2003

cune

a racial slur used against aboriginies

i bet it was those cunes
typical cune always stealing shit

by john April 1, 2004

wijor

Wondering If Joking Or Real. Commonly used on internet forums. Used when you're not sure if it's shens or not.

Person 1:I crashed my brand new 'Vette yesterday because my dog peed on me while I was driving.

Person 2: wijor...

by John January 26, 2005

butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

by john May 13, 2005

www

The only acronym that takes longer to say than the actual phrase it is meant to abbreviate.

World Wide Web - 3 syllables
"Double U, Double U, Double U" - 9 syllables

by John March 22, 2004

dubbayubee

Warner Brothers, Wide booty, Weird Body

Derived and originated in San Diego, California.

A little boy, dressed in green osh-kosh b'gosh overalls raises in hand in excitement, pointing over to a McDonalds and a tall man in clown shoes wearing makeup and exlaims, "Oh man... That's a dubbayubee."

The sophisticated girl, wearing her high-heels and plastic glasses next to him notices, "Number Four-Five-One."

by John April 27, 2004