John's definitions

Popolowski

A guy with a miniscule penis and a brain of the equivalent size.

Eric is a Popolowski

by John March 28, 2003

dirtstick

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt

Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.

by John March 6, 2003

get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

by john January 1, 2005

jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.

"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."

by john March 16, 2003

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005

RadioChild

Nickname for a huge Widespread Panic fan. Similar to spreadheads, but radiochildren bathe. RadioChildren are more like corporate hippies who appreciate good music yet have a goal in life.

Sam is a radiochild who never misses a panic show.

by John March 1, 2005

jovan Plamanac

a person who is extremely gay and loves to suck dick.he wears braces because while he was getting fucked one night he got dick sllaped in the face and had to get his teeth back in place.

there is imposible to set an example about a jovan.
Jesus Oregon is a Jovan.

by john June 4, 2003