John's definitions

magician

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

by John July 22, 2004

groove

A spiral scratch in a record.

Look at the groove in that record!

by John February 12, 2006

Wet Wonder

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.

I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.

by John August 24, 2004

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004

Hertzberg

One or several subhumans sharing the common characteristic of having a large skull.

Yo hertzberg, you have a big fuckin head, fuck you.

by John March 16, 2003

Bellcheese

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

by John December 1, 2003

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003