anonymous's definitions

pyro flatuence

a dose of gunpowder and colourant mixture which is placed on top of the butthole and combusts with a rapid expulsion of methane from sed butthole (otherwise known as a 'fart' or 'guff') to produce a pyrotechnical display, similar to the firework displays introduced to the world by the chinese.

dave's left and right buttcheeks were severely disfugured after a pyro flatuence show that went horrendously wrong, now u can see the face of har mar super star between the crack.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

turd packer

Another name for a homosexual male.

It wasn't correct to call him a turd packer, as he is straight.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

luscious

Sexually Appealing

Damn, she has some luscious hair!

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

fan service

see fanservice

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Jaco Pastorius

Except he didn't produce This is This, Sportin' Life, Domino Theory, OR Procession, because they were the four albums made after he died.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

swiggy

something you utter incomprehensively when you have had eighteen too many beers

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Sarles Spelunking

Repeated cave exploration until rectal bleeding occurs. Usually accompanied by alcohol.

After a bit of Sarles Spelunking, my mates and I could hardly sit on our bums.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003