anonymous's definitions

spider-man

the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.

Spider-man will own you all.

by anonymous September 26, 2004

dark room

A room in a gay bar or adult movie theater where customers engage in sexual activity of some kind.

When he was looking for the toilet, he accidentally entered some dark room.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

Ava Devine

Half white, half asian porn star with huge 36 E boobs that are almost too big for the rest of her 5'4 frame.

Born on January 22, 1974, she started out as a stripper before making her debut into the fantasies of men everywhere last year with her nymphomanical tendencies on and off screen.

by anonymous October 8, 2004

seducer

One who takes pictures of women doing uncivilized acts for the 7th heaven band website.

He is a seducer for taking all those pictures of drunken women not knowing what they are doing.

by Anonymous December 1, 2002

sobig

Sobig is a mass-mailing, network-aware worm that sends itself to all the email addresses it finds in the files that have the following extensions:
.dbx .eml .hlp .htm .html .mht .wab .txt

The worm uses its own SMTP engine to propagate and attempts to create a copy of itself on accessible network shares, but fails due to bugs in the code.

That new virus Sobig wasted the entire network by clogging it up with email.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

monkey_magic

A spazz that thinks he is funny but really he is not

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

schpeel

A description that is repeated frequently the same way.

She went into her schpeel on the benefits of yoga.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003