anonymous's definitions

beta

Known to take any event and: add beer, break stuff, fuck shit up more than any other organization known to man.

Dude, beta.

by anonymous April 16, 2004

hekk

1. another way to say Heck / Hell

hekk no!

by anonymous September 27, 2003

spyware

Spyware installs itself on your computer after being contracted from a website or banner ads, where it secretly collects information about you and your computer, floods you with pop-ups, etc. Multiple instances of spyware can make your computer run about the same speed as Doom 3 on an Atari 2600. Also one of the main reasons so many people have stopped using Internet Explorer. Somewhat similar to a virus, but is rarely as damaging as one.

Oh noes! This spyware makes counter-strike run like crap!

by Anonymous January 21, 2005

coldcocked

Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.

Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.

Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!

by anonymous June 11, 2006

zoikes

Common word paraphrased quite often in the quite popular T-V show "Scooby-Doo". Slang term, meant too mean when frightened, or bewildered.

Zoikes!!! Lets get outta here!!!

by anonymous November 6, 2003

penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick

I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}

by anonymous March 26, 2004

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003