anonymous's definitions

mij

noun- a hott hott hott sexy beast from the hott texas area...who likes skateboarding and blink 182....

i made out with this total mij the other day.

by anonymous April 18, 2004

Do the trash

An updated term for "Take out the trash."

Why did "take out the trash" get replaced by "DO THE TRASH"?

by anonymous July 22, 2004

clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

by anonymous May 7, 2005

bejebus

synonym for the original term baracas which literally means "to fuck ones own mother and shit on her chest"

you mean to say youve never tried a baracas before? david loves it.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

drunken pirate

when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!

man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

dogboy

an anonymous title for an unappealing male that has the face of a dog and a tendency to indulge in drugs and alcohol

Jon is a dogboy becase he has no personality and smokes a lot of crack.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

matrix

1. A trilogy of films about the dangers of technology, with influences from religon and philosophy.

2. Star Trek killer, this film is to the Gen X and Y what the themes of Star trek was to the baby boomers.

Unfortunately I cannot tell you what the matrix is, I ahve to who you. So see the movies to learn more.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003