Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers
Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.
by anonymous October 23, 2004
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Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"
by Anonymous March 11, 2004
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stikky fingaz

1. An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children Social retard.
2. To excite nausea or loathing in; sicken.
3. To offend the taste or moral sense of; repel.
Adj: boring, monotonous, tedious, irksome, tiresome, so uninteresting as to cause mental weariness.
4. Displeasing to the eye; unsightly. Morally reprehensible, Was born of a male's anus.
:also see "butt baby"
If he wasn't such a stikky fingaz, he wouldn't have been turned in to the authorities for pedophilia.
by anonymous December 22, 2003
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pinkslipping

when the man pulls out part of his partners large intestine following aggressive anal sex
My boyfriend pinkslipped me on Sat night.
by anonymous April 21, 2005
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Satuerday Niagth

1. A beefed up version of satuerday
2. A spining version of satuerday done in some sort of super move fashion where the screen turns black and the guy has a trail behind him
3. (satuerday) It's the same except it ends in a thunderous boom where you yell NIAGTH!!!!
4. The day when you go out because its cool
"magisterofmayhem: people are like LOL SATUERDAY NIAGTH!!"
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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bitchhead

Person that is being a bitch and has a head.
by Anonymous October 09, 2003
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maxzar

To kill, mame, destroy, or do whatever humanly possible to have or do something.
I would maxzar to get a girl like that!
by Anonymous May 01, 2003
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